hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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