Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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