Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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