doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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