My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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