Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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