Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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