Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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