How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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