Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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