i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
