I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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