I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
All the doctor said was why
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
