i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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