I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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