I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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