omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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