yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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