on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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