I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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