So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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