just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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