is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
