A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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