So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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