Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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