Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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