i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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