Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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