I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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