Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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