they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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