So drunk its hurt
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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