I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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