No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
