That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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