so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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