I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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