I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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