the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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