god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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