I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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