once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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