Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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