Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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