And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
jump out the window naked night went bad
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