How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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