Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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