It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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