You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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