OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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