Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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